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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Which famous author is also a ruler?