What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How does dinner smell?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
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