What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's the loudest sport?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?