What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the mime upset?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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