What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which bug is related to you?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What are you studying in math?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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