What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?