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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?