Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?