Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did summer catch autumn?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!