Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
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