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What do you call a dog that meditates?

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

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What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?