What words make the best athletes?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

It's allergy season again?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?