What day do hands always go to church?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do bees say in the summer?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?