What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?