What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What car can you only see twice a year?

What fairy loves to count?