What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Can February March?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How do baseball players always stay cool?