Why are skeletons so calm?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are all priests fit?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?