What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?