Can February March?
No, but April May.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you give a sick lemon?
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