When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the confused bee say?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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