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When it's raining cats and dogs.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do naked fish play with?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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