What do fish use for glasses?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why are winter days great?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?