What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What's a cat's favorite song?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What game do cows play at parties?

Where do you take sick ponies?