What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What game do bats excel at?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What bird is always sad?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?