Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
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