Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What table can you never sit at?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Do you have the best ceiling?
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