Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?