What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the airline worker name her child?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?