My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why are grandkids so great?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How much money does a skunk have?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?