Which parent knows if you are running late?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?