What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?