What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do insects learn at school?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

How did groundhogs get their name?