What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What are you studying in math?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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