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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

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What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the waiter ask the frog?