What are you studying in math?

Who invented fractions?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Families are like fudge.

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What animal always goes to heaven?