What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
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