Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
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What do you call siblings who love math?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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