What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?