What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?