Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the math book sad?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which animal will never go bald?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?