Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
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