What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?