Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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