What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?