Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the smallest lion?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What are you studying in math?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
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