Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do mice need oiling?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why are billionaires such good parents?