Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?