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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?