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It was one smart cookie.
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What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
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