Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the politest month?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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