What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?