If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Where does the president keep his razor?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are fish such good architects?

When do astronauts eat?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What is a cow's dream job?