What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do cows make great bakers?