Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What kind of monkey flies to school?