How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do math teachers love March?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the baby laptop call her father?