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Why did electricity win the race?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?