How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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