Why do elephants have trunks?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?