Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do cows say when you milk them?
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