Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the bread do on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
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