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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do cats love to work?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

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Why did the window need an aspirin?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's a father's favorite flower?