Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the math book sad?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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