What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did one firefly say to the other?