Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
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