Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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