Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
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