Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you wash a lamb?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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