Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
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