Why did the cat go to medical school?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the foal cough?

What makes music in your hair?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What sport requires no movement at all?