What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where does water do all its banking?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

How does a cow do math?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?