Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Why was the dog so popular?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
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