Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do mice need oiling?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do ships always get stuck?