Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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