What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why is winter considered holy?