What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?