Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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