What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?