Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
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