What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?