Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
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