Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What day do hands always go to church?