What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?