What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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