What car is the perfect size for mice?

How do automobiles fly?

How do bees get to school?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?