What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is the definition of Robin?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What vegetables make the best music?

What type of music do frogs listen to?