Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What animal has the most fun?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
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