Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Families are like fudge.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
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