Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
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