Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
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