Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?