What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What country has the most fish?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?