How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?