Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
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