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Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?