Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What bird is always sad?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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