Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which president loved to take baths?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's the noisiest food?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why was the snake coughing so much?