Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?