Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why didn't the melons get married?