I broke my finger!

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do golfers drink on the green?