What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which state has the best streets?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?