What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?