How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why are all priests fit?

Which subject has two parts?