Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Where do stars go to college?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?