What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What food is a man's best friend?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?