What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What car always breaks the rules?