What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why are frogs always happy?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?