What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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