What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!