What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
How does a barber get to work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal has the most fun?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a Zen egg?
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