What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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