What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What table can you never sit at?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
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