How long will dinner be?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call a silly hill?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?