What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where do tough ducks come from?