How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Where do horses reside?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which celebrity always frowns?