Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do cats give such great massages?