Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do math teachers eat?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How do bees get to school?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's the most determined bird?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What does winter fat turn into?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?