Why are English teachers so smart?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?