What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
I broke my finger!
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
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