What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
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