What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do all the planets get along?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What animal likes to party the most?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?