What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is the coolest country?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
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