What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where do chips wear socks?

What kind of pants do fish wear?