What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?