Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why are winter days great?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?