OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?