Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How does a barber get to work?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do math teachers eat?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which animal loves to have a good time?