Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What day of the week do chickens hide?