What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?