Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
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