I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?