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What birds always travel in twos?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where do ants go to eat?

What bird is always sad?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?