Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What dogs are always lying to you?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?