What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
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