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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What is the wealthiest fish?

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What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

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