What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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