What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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