Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?