Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do jokesters study in college?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?