Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?