Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What day never takes itself seriously?