Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's a goose's favorite book?