What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?