What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

How does a taco bless the table?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?