What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?