What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?