Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What animal knows kung fu?
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