Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What is the color of the wind?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
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