Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are winter days great?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
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